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Why I love going out to eat Chinese food.

Why I love going out to eat Chinese food.

This is life.

This is life.

Reblog if you’re straight and don’t mind if someone’s gay.

lgbtlaughs:

anneime:

oneprairieoutpost:

wow you’re so special do you want a fucking cookie

i got them a cookie

they sort earned this

[image: a plain cookie iced in white with the words: “meets minimum standards of decent human”]

Reblogging just for the cookie response. Because protip: you don’t get special praise for not being a douchebag.

WHAT IS YOUR EARLIEST HUMAN MEMORY?

YOUR MOM.